‘Living’ Archives
Children In JFK Air Traffic Control
I'm all for taking your kid to work. Hopefully it gives them a sense of work ethic, they get to see what they may want to be when they grow up. But some jobs, I say no... like air traffic control at JFK International Airport. How many billions of dollars are spent on Homeland Security? We take off our shoes off at the airport, we now have [...]
Canadian Teacher Lap Dances for School Pep Rally
I'm glad there's video for this one, because I wouldn't have believed it. I was surprised because things like this usually occur in Florida. Well that's unfair. The Florida teachers are usually schtupping their students (Debra Lafave, Stephanie Ragusa, Lisa Robyn Marinelli, etc). This was just a lap dance. Winnipeg high-school teacher [...]
Miller Time on Hold in Russia
So its not an outright prohibition but the Russian government wants its citizens to drink less, a lot less. President Dmitry Medvedev want to curb what he call his country’s “colossal drinking” by 72% through price controls and a crackdown on bootlegged vodka. The government will regulate vodka prices, banning stores from charging less than [...]
Chinese Woman Seeks Jessica Alba Via Surgery
Hey honey, its almost Valentine's Day. You know what would be a great present? If you would completely abandon your self-esteem and go under the knife for me. That's right, if you want to be with me... I think I'd enjoy this relationship much more if you looked like Jessica Alba. I couldn't make that up if I tried. A 21-year-old [...]
Groundhog Day Robot Favored By PETA
How many things are automated in your day? Your banking, your shopping, your love life? Well if PETA has its way, Groundhog Day will soon join them. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals want to save Punxsutawney Phil from the media circus that accompanies his annual prognostication on the length of winter. PETA says the dawn [...]
We Have No Women Today
If you're in your 20s, single and into Chinese guys, I've got great news for you. In the 1980s China began it's now infamous one child policy. To be fair, I can see their point. It is the most populous country in the world. There was a very real threat of overpopulation and a general inability to feed all those Chinese. China in it's [...]
Things We’ve Learned in the Past Decade
This being the last week of the decade, which I've been told we're calling the Oughts, I thought I'd go over a few things we learned. In no particular order: If you want to be famous and you're not 17 years old yet, then the path is clear... do drugs, go crazy, do a stint in rehab, have bad relationships, and make sure you do it all [...]
