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	<title>Jobseekers of America.com &#124; Sarcasm from the Underemployed</title>
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		<title>Pitchmen the Logical, Reluctant, and Delusional</title>
		<link>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/03/10/pitchmen-the-logical-reluctant-and-delusional/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geppetto Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Madison Avenue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ronald Reagan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Smoking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Super Bowl]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been thinking about this one for a while, the celebrity endorsement.  The idea that I will buy something simply because a famous person is talking about it.  I think I&#8217;ve identified three types of celebrities: The Logical, the Reluctant, and the Delusional.  First up, the logical celebrity endorsement as typified by Ronald Reagan and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Children In JFK Air Traffic Control</title>
		<link>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/03/06/children-in-jfk-air-traffic-control/</link>
		<comments>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/03/06/children-in-jfk-air-traffic-control/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 22:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geppetto Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Living]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Airlines]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m all for taking your kid to work.  Hopefully it gives them a sense of work ethic, they get to see what they may want to be when they grow up.  But some jobs, I say no&#8230; like air traffic control at JFK International Airport.  How many billions of dollars are spent on Homeland Security?  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Academy Awards&#8230; Meh</title>
		<link>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/03/05/academy-awards-meh/</link>
		<comments>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/03/05/academy-awards-meh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gunny Gunderson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Film / TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Academy Awards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Film]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oscars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rant]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So the question came up this morning regarding whether or not I was dreading the Academy Awards show this weekend, which they enjoy watching and I routinely abstain from (the last at least 5-7 years). I came up with a response which on reflection I thought you all might enjoy:
Watching the academy awards will cause [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Remember When KISS Came to Our High School</title>
		<link>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/03/04/remember-when-kiss-came-to-our-high-school/</link>
		<comments>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/03/04/remember-when-kiss-came-to-our-high-school/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:38:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geppetto Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ESPN]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[KISS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michigan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reality TV]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jobseekersofamerica.com/?p=2518</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re coming to your town we&#8217;ll help you party down! Wrong band, but life actually imitated art in 1975 when KISS went to the town of Cadillac, Michigan to play Homecoming. Its one of those bizarre feel good stories with grease paint and rock and roll.  The high school football team got on a win [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter</title>
		<link>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/03/03/abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter/</link>
		<comments>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/03/03/abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geppetto Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Film / TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Abraham Lincoln]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Catholic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jane Austen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vampires]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jobseekersofamerica.com/?p=2508</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Are we about to jump the shark on the whole vampire thing?  I love vampires&#8211; they&#8217;re interesting, mysterious, and kinky in a Gothic horror way.  But a mash-up with Abraham Lincoln?  Seth Grahame-Smith has penned the just released Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.  If you&#8217;ll recall last year Grahame-Smith wrote the well received Pride and Prejudice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Appreciation of Julianne Moore</title>
		<link>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/03/02/in-appreciation-of-julianne-moore/</link>
		<comments>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/03/02/in-appreciation-of-julianne-moore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geppetto Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Film / TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Academy Awards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Appreciation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Julianne Moore]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gentlefolk, March is upon us and its time to award our latest appreciation recipient.  In keeping with our theme we like to find someone deserving and slightly under the radar.  After much bantering back and forth we&#8217;ve decided to salute Julianne Moore.

While Moore is hardly invisible, we&#8217;d like to point out that she&#8217;s gotten four [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wonder Woman in Chains, while Siege is a Bloody Yawn</title>
		<link>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/03/01/wonder-woman-in-chains-while-siege-is-a-bloody-yawn/</link>
		<comments>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/03/01/wonder-woman-in-chains-while-siege-is-a-bloody-yawn/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 05:11:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geppetto Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comic Books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Batman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bendis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DC Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marvel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Megan Gale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Priyanka Chopra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[William Moulton Marston]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wonder Woman]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jobseekersofamerica.com/?p=2477</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Iron Man 2 trailers are everywhere.  Green Lantern and Thor films are shooting now.  But, where the hell is Wonder Woman?  It&#8217;s been talked about for years first as solo project back in the early 2000s and then as part of an overall Justice League film.  I don&#8217;t know what the hold up is.
Go find [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hockey Players Drinking?  Say It Ain&#8217;t So</title>
		<link>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/27/hockey-players-drinking-say-it-aint-so/</link>
		<comments>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/27/hockey-players-drinking-say-it-aint-so/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 23:33:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geppetto Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Canada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hockey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olympics]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jobseekersofamerica.com/?p=2469</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m glad the Canadian women&#8217;s hockey story blew over.  So what if they were smoking and drinking during their semi-private celebration.  It wasn&#8217;t like they did it in front of the their opponents or on the medal podium. They waited until the arena was empty and they cut loose, with cigars and champagne. Wouldn&#8217;t you?  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Canadian Teacher Lap Dances for School Pep Rally</title>
		<link>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/25/canadian-teacher-lap-dances-for-school-pep-rally/</link>
		<comments>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/25/canadian-teacher-lap-dances-for-school-pep-rally/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geppetto Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Living]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Canada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Debra Lafave]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Education]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mylie Cyrus]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jobseekersofamerica.com/?p=2455</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m glad there&#8217;s video for this one, because I wouldn&#8217;t have believed it.  I was surprised because things like this usually occur in Florida.  Well that&#8217;s unfair.  The Florida teachers are usually schtupping their students (Debra Lafave, Stephanie Ragusa, Lisa Robyn Marinelli, etc).  This was just a lap dance.
Winnipeg high-school teacher Chrystie Fitchner seem to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Planning to Overthrow US Goverment, It&#8217;ll Cost you $5</title>
		<link>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/24/planning-to-overthrow-us-goverment-itll-cost-you-5/</link>
		<comments>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/24/planning-to-overthrow-us-goverment-itll-cost-you-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geppetto Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Sanford]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[South Carolina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Teabagging]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jobseekersofamerica.com/?p=2446</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I would really like to take South Carolina seriously as a state.  But I can&#8217;t.  Part of it is the Mark Sanford thing.  Some of it stems from silly legal things like taking forty-nine years to ratify Nineteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, guaranteeing women the right to vote.  The state legislature didn&#8217;t think [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Miller Time on Hold in Russia</title>
		<link>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/17/miller-time-on-hold-in-russia/</link>
		<comments>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/17/miller-time-on-hold-in-russia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geppetto Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Living]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Russia]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jobseekersofamerica.com/?p=2135</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So its not an outright prohibition but the Russian government wants its citizens to drink less, a lot less. President Dmitry Medvedev want to curb what he call his country’s “colossal drinking” by 72% through price controls and a crackdown on bootlegged vodka.  The government will regulate vodka prices, banning stores from charging less [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tea Party Stewing Over Captain America Slight</title>
		<link>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/12/tea-party-stewing-over-captain-america-slight/</link>
		<comments>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/12/tea-party-stewing-over-captain-america-slight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geppetto Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Captain America]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Palin]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jobseekersofamerica.com/?p=2439</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Issue 602 of Captain America finds the title hero investigating a right-wing anti-government militia group called &#8220;the Watchdogs&#8221;. Hoping to infiltrate the group, Captain America and his African-American sidekick The Falcon observe an anti-tax protest from a rooftop.  The protesters depicted are all white and carry signs adorned with slogans almost identical to those seen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese Woman Seeks Jessica Alba Via Surgery</title>
		<link>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/10/chinese-woman-seeks-jessica-alba-via-surgery/</link>
		<comments>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/10/chinese-woman-seeks-jessica-alba-via-surgery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geppetto Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Living]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jobseekersofamerica.com/?p=2417</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey honey, its almost Valentine&#8217;s Day.  You know what would be a great present?  If you would completely abandon your self-esteem and go under the knife for me.  That&#8217;s right, if you want to be with me&#8230; I think I&#8217;d enjoy this relationship much more if you looked like Jessica Alba. 
I couldn&#8217;t make that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Ads 2010, Betty White Rocks</title>
		<link>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/07/super-bowl-ads-2010-betty-white-rocks/</link>
		<comments>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/07/super-bowl-ads-2010-betty-white-rocks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 07:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geppetto Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Madison Avenue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Betty White]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jobseekersofamerica.com/?p=2404</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well its over now.  We didn&#8217;t get the highest scoring Super Bowl in history as predicted, but we did see some pretty good commercials this year.  My personal favorite was the Mars&#8217; Snickers: You&#8217;re not You When You&#8217;re Hungry.  How can you not like seeing Betty White and Abe Vigoda getting tackled?

Unfortunately enjoyment of that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Kardashian Wants to Go Fast, NASCAR Fast</title>
		<link>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/04/kim-kardashian-wants-to-go-fast-nascar-fast/</link>
		<comments>http://jobseekersofamerica.com/2010/02/04/kim-kardashian-wants-to-go-fast-nascar-fast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 02:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geppetto Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kim Kardashian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NASCAR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NFL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olympics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Reggie Bush]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Talladega]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jobseekersofamerica.com/?p=2394</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well America, NASCAR just got a touch of class.  OK, I can&#8217;t write that with a straight face.  I&#8217;ll just cut to chase, Kim Kardashian has just unveiled her new car&#8230; her NASCAR car.

I guess that was on the list of how to be a celebrity:
(1) Have a somewhat famous last name- her late father [...]]]></description>
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