Posts Tagged ‘Guns’
Elderly Ladies Fight over Boyfriend in Dayton
Its not quite a sign of the apocalypse, but when a 73 year old woman threatens a 78 year old to "stay away from her man" you know something is amiss in the universe. The video below does not feature an elderly cat fight, its just the 78 year old woman telling a local Dayton news reporter about how she had to pull a gun on the other old lady who [...]
Carats and Caliber from Cupid
Because nothing says "I love you", better than a pair of 18k gold diamond stud earrings and a .45 semi-automatic pistol, one business owner in Wisconsin is fighting the recession with a unique offer. The owner of General Coin and Gun Exchange in Eau Claire came up with the idea to give away a free gun with the purchase of diamond earrings [...]
Gun Toting Granny– FDA Says No to Palm Pistol
The government doesn't want you to have any fun. Or at least it doesn't want your grandmother to have any fun. The FDA, yes the Food and Drug Administration pulled the plug on the Palm Pistol. The gun is shaped like an oval and fits in the palm of your hand. The barrel sticks out through your fingers and instead of pulling a trigger, you [...]
Elmer Fudd Shoots Self
The stories--sometimes they write themselves. I submit that this guy has an unfair advantage in this year's Darwin Award sweepstakes. I also wonder if the intrepid newspaper reporter was able to write this with a straight face. Click here
