Posts Tagged ‘VH1’
Baby Jesus, Thank You for Conveyor Belt of Love
Folks, Christmas came a little late for me. But better late than never with ABC's debut of Conveyor Belt of Love... its pure magic. I don't know how they could possibly top the first show, but by God, I intent to find out. Here's the gist, ladies chose to date men sent down, you guessed it, a conveyor belt. I may have forgotten or changed the [...]
Kate Gosselin in Spin Off Series, Jon Forced Off Air
Word broke today that TLC will re-launch its reality hit Jon & Kate Plus Eight in November. The new show comes in the wake of the messy split between Jon and Kate Gosselin, the Pennsylvania parents of eight children. The new version of the show will focus on Kate Gosselin's life as a single mom, and will be called Kate Plus Eight. This is [...]
Why I Can’t Wait for Fall–Skanks, Hos, Strung Out Nurses, and Vampires Fill My DVR
This week I caught up on the stuff milling around on my DVR that I failed to watch the week before. Because I was reading. However, I am an avid fan of spectacularly bad TV. I particularly love the bounty of craptastic splendor on the VH1 dating shows and their various spinoffs. I fell in love with the Flavor of Love. I didn't [...]
Standards for Skanks on TV
We here at JSA have long enjoyed reality TV and the wide variety of skanks that it seems to attract. Geppetto worked on the Surreal Life when it was on The WB. And Holly Comesoftly has an encyclopedic knowledge of Flavor of Love, I Love New York, Charm School, Real Chance at Love, and Rock of Love Bus. Now the Onion News Network has brought [...]
Reflections on Rock of Love Bus
The following e-mail conversation took place on January 9th roughly between the hours 8am and 2pm. It began as a rant on the premiere episode of VH1's Rock of Love Bus, but then shifted to a discussion about celebrity between myself and Geppetto Jones. Geppetto @ 8:32am What a skank fest! All the Amy Winehouse wanna be's, the [...]
