Posts Tagged ‘Women’
Chinese Woman Seeks Jessica Alba Via Surgery
Hey honey, its almost Valentine's Day. You know what would be a great present? If you would completely abandon your self-esteem and go under the knife for me. That's right, if you want to be with me... I think I'd enjoy this relationship much more if you looked like Jessica Alba. I couldn't make that up if I tried. A 21-year-old [...]
We Have No Women Today
If you're in your 20s, single and into Chinese guys, I've got great news for you. In the 1980s China began it's now infamous one child policy. To be fair, I can see their point. It is the most populous country in the world. There was a very real threat of overpopulation and a general inability to feed all those Chinese. China in it's [...]
Ten Most Famous Mistresses
So Time.com compiled their list of history's ten most famous mistresses. I can only ask-- are they out of their mind! They put Tiger Woods' side piece, Jaimee Grubbs at the top of the list. She schtupped a pro golfer, not a politician. And she's not the only one he was seeing. Here is Time Magazine's terribly flawed top ten: 1. Jaimee [...]
The Lady Or The Tiger, A Study in Humiliation and Shame
Why is it that when a husband is caught in an act of infidelity, the wife is always the humiliated party? Tiger Woods has pretty much been busted for cheating on his wife, with what appears to be a slew of strikingly similar looking chicks. At first I admired his wife for allegedly going after his ass with his own golf clubs. I probably would [...]
Shiny Suds Promotes Rape
This week's award for missing the point goes to readers over at the blog Shakesville and its Today in Rape Culture page. They took offense to an ad that was part of a viral campaign for household cleaner company Method. The Association of National Advertisers and Method see the ad as supporting the Household Product Labeling Acts, which [...]
Brits Are Ugliest In The World So Says Elite Dating Site
Reuters picked this up today, Britons are among the ugliest people in the world, according to dating website BeautifulPeople.com. Fewer than one in eight British men and just three in 20 women who have applied to the "elite dating site" have been accepted. The site was founded in 2002 in Denmark and went live internationally last month. Since [...]
This One Time, at Band Camp
So a few weeks back in Shine, Yahoo's lifestyle section (imagine a Parade Magazine for the online masses), writer Gretchen Rubin suggested ways to make a good impression and not bore others in conversation. She said: Unless you get a truly enthusiastic response from your interlocutor—which is possible—be very wary of recounting… 1. A [...]
